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PeaceGeek Stripper Sweat CLP - 8 fl oz

Our Price: $9.99

Stock Status:In Stock

Product Code: Z-0124

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Description

Just when you thought PeaceGeek couldn't get anymore awesome. Our new signature series, high quality, firearm lubrication. Straight from the darkest depths of an adult entertainer's ballsack located in the farms of northern Poland. We aren't quite sure what gender it comes from, but we ensure the most authentic sweat from either one. Our strippers are organic, free-range, and have equal rights. You won't ever have to worry about inhumane living conditions or sweat extraction.

"Just like Mom used to smell!"

WARNING: Do not ingest or apply to skin

SIDE EFFECTS: Raging freedom boner, Irresistible urge to wear women's clothing, Allergic reaction to carbon, Smoothest action ever

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